He will now say I shd nyeezy shoes for sale air jordan 1 retro high og air jordan 1 low flyease jordan max aura 4 nike air force jordan unice hair wigs yeezy boost 350 nike air max 90 custom maple leafs jersey adidas yeezy boost 350 v2 mono ice custom baseball jerseys air max 270 women custom paintball jerseys iowa state football jersey iowa state football jerseyot have written this o, but Kate Henshaw has blown his cover on her Instagram page where millions have been told by the bewitching beauty that it is his birthday
So I hide under her beautiful blossom to do my own abeg. That is how Asue will be saying, Duke. I don’t want u to be writing about me, and he will be missing an opportunity at immortality.
Me I don’t write about anyhow people o. People have been begging me to write about them, but I don’t use to answer, and now Asue will be vexed if I write about him.
Well, that is how he snuck into the hall during Emir Sanusi with his extremely beautiful wife and nobody noticed.
I started calling on-stage people that gave me N50k to thank them and a whole Chairman of Sterling Bank that was a major sponsor and a man who also gave me personal money was sitting down there and I was there fooling myself.
After the show, I saw him and his sweet wife walking away toward their car, and I ran straight and fell on the ground, begging
You know how you beg when you have been caught on top of a housemaid, that is how I beg o.
Asue laughed and said not to worry and invited me for coffee.
See, I have known Asue long before he knew me. I had made him my friend long before he even knew I existed.
In those heady days at BGL, when the Tinapa transaction was brewing, all the suits will come to our VI office, and they will be doing face like they want to build the great pyramid of Egypt.
People will be greeting them as they go up and down, and they will not be answering us. They will be coming from KPMG, and STB all sort- party to the offer.
Me, I will be saying what is wrong with these ones: a person will be greeting them, and they will be doing faces like monkeys.
It’s only Asue that will come in laughing and playing. He will greet everybody, crack a joke, and speak pidgin.
I used to like him o. I will ask who is this black man. They will say na Asue. Na Itua brother – that time Redeemed Church never drive am and he never popular and I will say abeg who be Itua
Asue will bound down the stairs from Albert’s office, greet us all and yab some people, jump into his car with his nice brown shoes and drive off
The remaining people who can not even speak better English like Asue will come down and put their noses in the air and be doing like – we are investment bankers, we no dey greet omoshe.
So 6 years after, I have become Duke of Shomolu and Asue have become what he is today, and I work in my other brother Chike’s office and say, ‘ I dey find the money for Emotan
And he says y not try Asue. Na, my neighbor na bini man. I say Na Bini, man? No, be Ishan. Chike says all na the same. So he gave me his numbers
I called and booked an appointment.
His office be like that one wey dey for the American TV series- Suits. The place fine die.
As I walked in, he looked up and said,’ Edgar, no be that boy wey dey find trouble for Thisday every sunday?
I say na me o. He replied – oh boy, you worry o. I say na school fees. Then he replied, “No dey yab me o.” No mention me o
I say u never win the Nobel, when you win, like them Ambode, I go yab you.
Asue is cerebral. This is stating the obvious as he is regarded as one of the best corporate lawyers in the land.
In fact, when they call Oyebode, they call Asue in the same breath. Corporate Nigeria has benefitted from his skill and guidance, and it is no wonder that up until recently, he was the Chairman of Nigeria’s most innovative bank – Sterling
I don’t understand what exactly just happened at Sterling Bank with the recent restructuring but that is a story for another day.
Today, he is the chairman of the largest brewery in the country and also a co-partner of one of the largest law firms in the country, if not Africa
His work at the NESG was brilliant. It threw him at cross purposes with authority but has been validated with what is happening today.
Asue used to invite me for hours of conversation. I used to live for those days as he would take me thru law, politics, leadership, entertainment, etc
Yes, he is that cerebral. I will just sit down and be listening and be listening and drinking from his fountain, and at the end of the day, he will offer me coffee
I go look laugh say,’ Me? Coffee?
Anyways, we have an outstanding Afang date and will send you guys a picture when we get to it
Happy birthday, my Lord, and May God grant your express wishes so that you will be finally able to afford to buy that afang for me.
Happy birthday, bro
Your man
Duke of Shomolu
