I had always had a fixation on doing an academic work on this man. No matter the side of the fence you find yourself, you will agree that this is the most intriguing political journey ever.
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In this pursuit, my then-partner Segun Akande and I reached out to Wale Edun in 2015 and sold the idea to him.
He liked it and set up a meeting with the then Asiwaju for us in his Bourdilon House in Ikoyi.
We walked in and met the Asiwaju. I also saw Tunji Bello and Seyi Tinubu, whom I had met previously thru my brother Uwem Whyte.
My other brother, Demola Oshodi, was present, and my region Tunde Rahman was a fixture.
I met with the Asiwaju, and Wale Edun introduced us, and he gave us 5 minutes to talk.
I told Asiwaju why I wanted to do the book and that I wanted to start from the day APC was formed and end it on the day Jonathan accepted defeat.
He smiled, and I think he liked the idea and handed me over to Tunde Rahman to work with.
But somehow, somehow, I guess the pressure of their engagements killed that move
But the idea was still running in my head, and then I had a sit down with Dapo Adelegan.
Dapo is a former gubernatorial candidate in Ondo state, and he was the one that said I shd do an unauthorized biography of President Tinubu
At first, I didn’t buy the idea, but as he spoke of it, I began to align it with my previous thoughts, and it began to make sense
I have been a very strong critique of Mr. President, his politics, and some of the coloration that he has brought to bear on our national psyche
The weakening of institutions, including the judiciary- although cannot be totally put at his doorstep only- his Marchavalian approach to leadership and his cavalier style of building very tight close-knit associates and more add up to my derision of his tactics and what he stands for
But what we all can not deny is his frontal role in our politics since he emerged as a Senator and even as far back as fighting for June 12.
I believe very strongly that this book must be written. It must have a dispassionate look at the man, his politics, and his approach to leadership with its effect on the modern-day Nigerian state
This would be a purely academic book that would serve as strong research material for future scholars and for those who would want to better understand the dialectics of Nigerian leadership, with Tinubu as a strong personification
It is for this reason that I have assembled a team of brilliant scholars – a UK based Professor that has done extensive work on the subject since 2015 and who we can say is a world authority on Tinubu, another Professor from the US who is also an authority on the matter and these two will be complemented by three doctoral students from the University of Ibadan who will do all the ground research for the book.
I have, in my sights, another PhD. holder who works in the presidency and is extremely close to the subject and who would provide a counterbalance in the arguments and positions on the team
This brilliant technical team would be coordinated by a young and extremely brilliant political scientist who is well respected in the field and who has coordinated international conferences and papers on various political science platforms and issues.
He presently works in an international institute that engages global intellects in politics, leadership, and foreign affairs.
I will head the team and tie together all the research material thrown up in beautiful prose that will allow for sweet, easy reading while keeping all the strong intellectual material sacrosanct.
This book will be one of the most important books ever written on a political figure because of its balanced approach towards dissecting what can be described as the single most evocative political whirlwinds in the land and presenting him in an unbiased way.
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ASUU Strike,Future Of Education And Student Loan [An Encore]
This article which was first published in my column on 11th October last year and subsequently on several traditional and online platforms merits being repeated because,president Bola Ahmed Tinubu through his signing into law Student Loan(Access to Higher Educcheap jordans yeezy sneakers custom dallas stars jersey black friday wig sale custom stitched nfl jersey adidas yeezy boost 350 v2 dazzling blue wmns air max 270 cheap lace front wigs penn state jersey air jordan 1 element custom football jerseys custom dallas stars jersey keyvone lee jersey crown skinless skin condoms custom paintball jerseysation) bill ,has once again acted like a knight in a shining armor galloping into town on a horse back to rescue the weak,which in this instance are the indigent students that abound in our country and have been crying out for help.
It is clearly a democracy day gift to the nation as the incredibly useful bill was signed into law on June 12.
As the title reveals ,the piece being referenced was written in the heat of the Academic Staff Union of Universities,ASUU strike that had literally crippled education in Nigeria for some eight (8) months- February to October last year.
And it is quite gratifying that then presidential candidate and currently incumbent president of Nigeria,Asiwaju Tinubu and the Speaker of the House of Representatives,now Chief of Staff, CoS to the president,Hon. Femi Gbajabiamila had a similar conviction to the case that l made in the piece about provision of loans to students to enable them pay market rates as fees to higher institutions as the panacea to the constant industrial actions often being embarked upon by academics which often stem from poor remuneration and non-conducive working environment.
But l had no way of knowing that both of them were privately praying and working assiduously for Asiwaju Tinubu to become the next president of Nigeria in order to actualize the bold recommendations which have the capacity to solve the perennial issue of lecturers embarking on industrial actions to the detriment of our youths and future of the education sector of our country in general.
In writing the piece ,one was convinced that the solution to the incessant ASUU strikes would be a paradigm shift in the ways and means of funding the education sector in Nigeria and student loan approach held out itself as the most attractive.
That is why the case was forcefully made in the essay which one is craving the indulgence of readers to reproduce nearly nine months after the 11th October 2022 date that it was first published in the mass media,simply because it would help breakdown, explain,or throw some light on the reasoning behind the decision of the CoS (in his capacity as a legislator) to promote the very consequential bill and why Mr President signed it into law,less than two (2) weeks of mounting the saddle of leadership of our beloved country.
It is the second of the two very consequential bills rapidly signed into law in the first ten (10) days of being on the driver’s seat in Aso Rock Villa seat of presidential power in what promises to be a rollercoaster ride in political leadership , and the sort of which has never been witnessed in our clime.
Before getting to the nitty gritty of the article,perhaps it would help if l point out that it was Mr Gbajabiamila in his capacity as the speaker of the 9th house of assembly,that negotiated with ASUU the end of the obnoxious and highly embarrassing strike action that lasted for 8 months during which both Education and Labor ministers adopted dog-in-a-manger attitude while our youths were pinning away outside the classrooms and being exposed to criminality owing to idleness.
And it is also instructive to note that perhaps because president Tinubu is a beneficiary of student loan during his sojourn in the United States of America where student loan scheme is entrenched, he literally could not wait for the ink used in signing his signature on the document conferring on him the presidency of Nigeria to dry, before using it to append his signature on the Student Loan Bill.
Having been a benefactor of student loan as captured in his profile which indicates that he attended Richard J. Daley College which is a public institution in the state of Chicago,Illinois, USA it was easy for president Tinubu to empathize and connect with indigent university students in Nigeria and align with them by opening up the opportunity for higher education for them so that our country can become a net exporter of high quality human capital around the world as India currently does,hence its nationals are the Chief Executive Officers,CEOs and Chief Technical Officers,CTOs of top 10 Fortune 500 firms in the world.
As the stage has been set for the discourse with the forgoing background narrative,without further ado,l hereby present below a complete reproduction of the piece detailing the issues and constraints in the education sector which president Tinubu addressed by accenting to the bill which is now law:
“The judiciary which is vested with the authority to interpret the laws of our country has spoken on the industrial action embarked upon by tertiary institutions lecturers in Nigeria since February 14 this year.
In it’s ruling on Wednesday, September 21,it was held that the striking lecturers must return to the class rooms.
But that verdict had only helped to galvanize the resolve of the discontented lecturers to further dig in their heels.
So,the National Industrial Court of Nigeria (NICN) in Abuja which ordered ASUU members back to work in discontinuation of its industrial action might have done its job,but it is a no brainer for most people to realize that it is a case of barking without being able to bite.
It is therefore such a welcome relief that on Wednesday 5th October,2022, the Appeal court acted wisely by directing the parties to settle the feud out of court.
I have a hunch that the Appeal court judges might have hinged their decision to recommend out of court settlement as the best suited option for resolving the conflict based on the dictum that we are all familiar with: you can force the horse to the river,but you can not force it to drink. Which implies that getting teachers back to work should be by persuasion not coercion.
It makes one wonder why the Federal Government of Nigeria,FGN took the option of going to court in the first instance.
And somehow,in light of the wisdom not to try the case by the Appeal court judges, who rather urged the litigants to resolve their dispute amicably outside the court system,the judicial arm of government can be said to be more sensitive to the plight of our youths who have been out of school for over seven (7)months than the executive arm of government that has failed to settle their differences with the striking teachers hence our youths,the leaders of tomorrow have literally been left in the cold and at the mercy of nefarious ambassadors-criminal elements such a as bandits and terrorists.
Having failed to succeed in trying to use the court system,the trick of divide and rule in conflict resolution appears to be a tactic which the FGN seems to have decided to apply via the registration of labor associations formed by break away ASUU members who have decided to form their own unions.
Despite the treachery,the spirit of ASUU members appear to have remained upbeat as reflected by their decision not to back down despite the odds being stacked against them.
It is a development which all well meaning Nigerians should be concerned about because both sides of the feuding parties seem to be set for a fight to finish without giving serious considerations to the long term implications of the industrial action by the lecturers which may extend beyond the more or less six (6) months remaining life span of the incumbent administration.
And in a situation whereby the no-work- no-pay rule aimed at igniting the fear of hunger and starvation as a tool for getting the aggrieved lecturers back to the classrooms have failed to resolve the conflict and the gambit of going to court to compel the lecturers to return to the classroom which is not an amicable solution by any stretch of imagination is also proving to be ineffective,how would the latest antic of sponsoring factions within ASUU to rebel and weaken it be the panacea to the dispute ?
The underlying reason for the poser above is that having gone this far in the strike action,(7 months and counting)
the aggrieved lecturers must have adopted the strategy of no retreat ,no surrender in this strike action that is turning out to be an epic battle of their professional lives.
So,l would argue that seeking an end to the crisis in the education sector via court judgement or sponsoring rebellion via fractionalization of ASUU (straight out of the playbook of typical politicians who are wont to divide and rule) is detestable.
In fact ,the court judgement is turning out to be Pyrrhic victory for the FGN simply because the Appeal court had demurred from deliberating on the matter perhaps because it considers the court forum as inauspicious for the resolution of such a delicate dispute which has more moral content than legal ground.
Even if the judgement were to have been sustained at the Appeal court level,we are all familiar with what would potentially be the output of an unmotivated workforce which the lecturers would be,if FGN had succeeded in using the courts to hound them back to the classrooms.
Personally,l am appalled that after it had seemed to me that government might have concluded that it is unwise to continue with the dog fight with lecturers, hence it rescinded its earlier decision to coerce the striking lecturers back to the classrooms via the memo from the National Universities Commission,NUC directing vice chancellors to re-open the institutions,the standoff has persisted.
And given the recent registration of rival associations in the academia,and the rhetorics from Labor minister,Chris Ngige, my initial thoughts seem to be too presumptuous.
Before the most recent development,it did not surprise me that ASUU president, professor Emmanuel Osodeke in a television interview after the court verdict ordering the lecturers back to the classrooms expressed the sentiment below:
“It’s a catastrophe. No country thinking about the future of its children, thinking about the health of its educational system, who believe in education and whose children are in those universities will try that.”
The ASUU president’s assessment of government’s action and the court verdict is quite scathing and damning to say the least.
Assuming our leaders prefer to easily forget the brain drain that happened in the healthcare sector which saw our best doctors and nurses migrating abroad where the pay is better and standard of living is higher,we the citizens that are bearing the brunt are frightened and can not afford to erase the memory of the exodus of our medical experts abroad, and fear that we may not survive a similar drain in the education sector,therefore we urge the authorities to thread with caution, so that our education sector which was top notch in not too distant past,but now in shambles,does not tip over.
To be clear,l am not absolving ASUU of blame,but only imploring FGN to place the issues squarely on the table for ASUU to appreciate the futility of hoping that the old ways of funding education are sustainable and then propose a new pathway out of the quagmire in a manner
that ASUU members would have confidence and even find ways to reason together with the FGN on the way forward.
After all, it was out of the ashes of ASUU strike that Education Trust Fund,TetFund- a critical source of funding support for higher education arose via creative thinking by the eggheads.
Before proceeding further and to put the issues being contended into context,it is appropriate that we take a cursory look at the relief that the FGN went to seek in court.
Basically,FG prayed for the order of court for ASUU to call off its seven-month-old strike and it is further asking the court to determine the extent of ASUU’s demands since the 2020 Memorandum of Action (MOA) that the union signed with the government.
These include the funding for revitalisation of public universities as per the 2009 agreement,Earned Academic Allowances (EAA) payments,state universities proliferation and constitution of visitation panels and release of white paper on the report of the visitation panels.
Also included are the reconstitution of the government renegotiation team for renegotiation of 2009 agreement, which was renegotiated 2013/2014,due for renegotiation 2018/2019 and the migration of ASUU members from IPPIS to its own UTAS, which is currently on test at NITDA.
The intention of the FGN appears to me as if it wants an order of the court for ASUU members to resume work in their various universities while the issues in dispute are being addressed by the NICN which is in consonance with the provisions of Section 18 (I) (b) of the TDA Cap T8. LFN 2004.
Now,that the FG has had its way,at least in the lower court,and as earlier stated,even if the Appeal court were to sustain the judgement and the Supreme Court also had affirmed it ,would the FGN be able to fulfill its part of the bargain which is basically about funding the education sector?
I think not,simply because the FGN is broke and can not afford to continue to bear the burden of high cost of university education .
As such,the earlier FGN admits that reality, the better for the distressed education sector in particular and the nation in general.
Even the blind can tell that our country is currently in financial dire straits and therefore anaemic as its life blood-crude oil is being illegal sapped from the pipelines by oil theft cartels.
And it would not be lost on any discernible observer that the FGN is inclined to once again,as it had been doing since 2009,literally ‘kick the can down the Road’ as Americans like to describe postponing the evil day in the manner that the removal of petrol subsidy has also been postponed to June 2023, which is a couple of days after the end of the tenure of the incumbent regime.
Why not confront the demon hobbling the education sector in Nigeria right now,once and for all by facing up to the reality that the challenge can not be wished away or be eliminated by sheer intimidation of lecturers via weaponization of their welfare with the no-work,no-pay policy, procurement of court judgement against them and the deployment of divide and rule tactics via sponsoring of rival labour unions such as Congress of Nigerian University Academics CONUA,and Nigerian Association of Medical and Dental Academics, NAMDA-both of which are newly registered trade associations in the academia?
At the risk of appearing to be holding brief for ASUU,but without being told,these are unwholesome and treacherous practices that would bode ill will for the education sector.
That is because although the strategy of splintering ASUU may appear to be efficacious in the short term,but in the long run,the authorities may inadvertently make the education sector become too unionized with grave consequences for the future of education.
With the latest action,it appears as if government would stop at nothing to compel the agitating academicians to go back to the classroom.
Arising from the above,it is not out of order to wonder if the option of FGN going to court and securing judgement in its favor fails to compel lecturers to go back to work,and the divide and rule tactic is also unable to yield the desired outcome,would the authority’s last resort be to arrest and jail the leaders of the strike action as it allegedly did with top members of the judiciary when they were not dancing to its tune?
We are all too familiar with how the executive arm of government apply such arm twisting and undemocratic approach to impose its desire on other arms.
Hopefully,the situation may not be allowed to degenerate to such a bizarre level again,particularly because the country is now in election mode which presupposes that the electorate is to be wooed via charm offensive unleashed by politicians,and not being clobbered in the head by security agencies,which is what any attempt to arrest the striking lecturers and lock them up based on trumped up charges,would look like.
While I have no idea if the ruling party is imagining how devastating protest
votes in the 2023 elections by aggrieved lecturers and students against the ruling party’s presidential candidate and seekers of other offices would be,l can see the APC paying dearly at the polls in February and March next year ,if the ASUU FGN and students impasse is allowed to degenerate beyond the current situation.
Dwelling further on the possibility of applying brute force to rein in the lecturers if they fail to comply with the court ruling, it may be recalled that a handful of members of the top echelon of the judiciary who were not compliant with the desire of government back in October 2016 were arrested in the middle of the night in gestapo style,even as some were taken away in their pyjamas by security agents,ostensibly on corruption charges which were justified with the cache of cash in local and foreign currencies found in their homes when they were raided.
After that ugly incident,the judiciary became mired in the doghouse until a recent change in the leadership which was forced by a rare action of Supreme Court judges writing a vicious and scandalous petition to government against their colleague,then Chief Justice of Nigeria,CJN ,which was leaked to the media.
Of course the media seized upon it and created a firestorm in the society,particularly the judicial sector,via a media blitz that resulted in the change of guard in the leadership of the judiciary.
With the replacement of the embattled CJN with the current incumbent,in an uncanny way,the judiciary has started healing its self following the confirmation of justice Olukayode Ariwoola by the senate of the National Assembly,NASS on September 21, 2022 as the new CJN.
And it would not be out of order to expect a reset in that arm of government from being pliable and compromised to being impartial,so that it would remain the bastion of democracy and the proverbial last hope for the common man that it is meant to be.
By the same token,the aggrieved lecturers turned activists in the education sector may be treading a similar path or adopting a strategy akin to the one applied by the senior members of the judiciary with the hope that the authorities would (in American lingo) ‘wake up and smell the coffee’ by realizing that ASUU members have taken their destiny into their hands with the determination to make this strike the industrial action that would trigger a chain reaction that could turn the sector around for good.
Presumably,if adequate care is not taken,and the current malaise in the sector is allowed to persist by not implementing the robust and far reaching solutions encapsulated in 2009 agreement which have been put in abeyance till date,the current afflictions of the education sector may attain a point of no return.
And it may very well be the final death knell to the future of higher education in Nigeria for our youths whose destinies have invariably been put in the coffin (via the 7 months old shut down of schools) and only waiting to be nailed.
It bears repeating that without a change in FGN approach to funding higher education,the coffin of ignorance and illiteracy with Nigerian youths as victims would be nailed via the ongoing skulduggery being perpetuated by the government that should be laser focused on putting the future of our children on even keel for a leap forward as Lee kuan Yew,the iconic leader of Singapore,did with his tiny island country which grew from third to first world in an unprecedented short period by implementing out-of-the box policies that seemed like they were impossibilities to lesser mortals,but which became manifest through the dexterity and astuteness of its illustrious leader with a can do spirit.
It is certainly not rocket science to figure out that our children who are by nature leaders of tomorrow,should be armed or equipped with the best education possible and cutting edge knowledge that is in tune with the 21st century developments in order for our country to be able to compete in the world that is increasingly becoming more knowledge based and less natural resources dependent.
For instance,it is universally acknowledged that in another two decades or so,most countries in the industrialized world would ban the use of fossil fuel to power their vehicles as they are intent on transiting to reliance solely on electric vehicles.
As a matter of fact,the state of California in the USA which is a major producer of crude oil intends to ban fossil fuel powered vehicles in the next ten (10) years.
The change from fossil fuel to electric powered vehicles,for instance would handicap our country whose main source of foreign exchange earnings (about 85%) is from fossil fuel-crude oil.
To be ready for the future,ideally,we should by now be planning to harness our next biggest and best asset which is abundant human capital that our youths represent when they are facilitated to study in higher institutions of learning such as universities to enrich themselves with knowledge and skills that can be deployed all over the world where they are in demand.
India currently benefits from its highly educated workforce by virtue of their presence all over the world where they are engaged as leaders of top ten Fortune 500 corporations worldwide.
So,our youths being out of school for so long is a liability and burden on society of which we all as Nigerians would bear the dire consequences of breeding criminals instead of scientists,mathematicians, software and robotic engineers,medical doctors,nurses,lawyers etc which is in tandem with the wise crack -an idle mind is the devil’s workshop.
It is dismaying that instead of preparing our youths for future leadership
with sound education to stand our country in good stead in the comity of nations,the authorities in charge of education are hobbling the sector with visionless policies that are capable of worsening the level of incapacitation of our youths that could result in canceling out our country from the league of developing nations.
In the light of the danger posed to the future of our country by a protracted shut down of higher institutions,why not invest some of the income from the sale of fossil fuel towards the development of the next best asset in which our country has comparative advantage which is Human Resources that are currently largely unharnessed ?
Leveraging the aphorism :make haste while the sun shines,it would be wise to seamlessly transit from oil wealth to human capital wealth, if we train our youths to be become highly marketable by right -tooling them.
It is doubtless that with innovative and dynamic leadership,our abundant Human Resources could be converted into cutting edge human capital. And that is if we equip our youths with top notch education in order to be fit for the future or future ready.
It is heartbreaking that it would appear as if after engaging the aggrieved lecturers in an unnecessary dog fight in the past seven (7) months with our youths as the main victims,the scales are yet to fall from the eyes of the administrators in the education space about the folly of not being in a haste to end the stand-off
How long would Nigeria’s education sector remain in the doldrums before there is an adult in the room?
Does the incumbent FGN not have limits to how low in the level of underdevelopment that it would blindly drag our beloved country into ?
The FGN must come to terms with the reality that even if the lecturers appear to be fighting for their welfare,they are equally engaging in the struggle to secure the future of our beloved nation by literally poking the authorities in the rib via a strike action with a view to waking her up from the deep slumber that it is in currently,so that it could hopefully see that our country’s education sector is headed for the precipice(it could crash and the ship of education could get wrecked) if the authorities do not change course and its bellicose and the devil-may-care attitude being jettisoned,sooner than later.
Perhaps,after the filibustering by both sides,the cause of the lecturers who have been blackmailed,bullied and maligned would eventually be recognized and addressed by government that had been deaf and dump in the past (7) months that the industrial action has lasted.
And one would have thought that nerves are calming on government’s side of the divide due to the intervention by the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Hon.Femi Gbajabiamila and his team who recently engaged with ASUU leadership and pleaded with it to await his consultation with the president when he returns from the recently concluded United Nations General Assembly,UNGA meeting in New York,USA.
But,contrary to my high expectations,those at the helm of affairs in the education sector and labor authorities seem to have been determined to continue be in a dog-in-the-manger mode.
And the signs that the ice between ASUU and education authorities might have been thawing reflected by the recent retraction of the order by government via Nigerian Universities Commission,NUC for lecturers to go back to the class room,have turned out to be mere mirage as FGN has maintained its hard stance which is akin to chasing a bull into a China shop with disastrous consequences.
It is disappointing that a real end to the fiasco in the education sector which one had thought is imminent due to NASS intervention may not happen after all as the report that it has just been presented to president Buhari last Wednesday,would in all likelihood,be a mere palliative measure.
The assertion above is underscored by the belief that it may not deal with the fundamental challenges besetting the education sector in ways that the crises would not reoccur soon after.
To restore the lost glory in the education sector,more fundamental actions that go beyond the treatment of the symptoms rather than the disease,must be taken.
In my previous media intervention on the strike action titled “ASUU Strike:Lessons From Averted Train Workers Strike In USA” published in both social and traditional media platforms on September 20,2022,l made a case that government is over burdened and is obviously unable to sustain funding university education.
But FGN has continued to fail to tell itself the truth since 2009,when it entered into the contentious agreement with ASUU that it knows it would be unable to fulfill and which is one of the recurring bones of contention in the current seven (7) months old strike.
Recently,the chairman of the committee on finance in the red chamber,Senator Solomon Olamilekan affirmed the incapacity for government to sustain funding higher education when he made the enlightening revelation during the committee’s recent interactive session with revenue generating agencies of the federal government by lamenting that the university system generates between 15-16 billion naira annually which it spends,yet the federal government pays lecturers salaries and also provides funds for other recurrent and capital expenditures.
With a federal government’s budget deficit estimated to be in the region of eleven (11)trillion naira and a very high debt-to-GDP ratio of 20.6 percent as at March this year ,one needs not be a rocket scientist to figure out that the FG which is unable to pay civil servants without recourse to bank loans,would not be able to continue to carry the burden of paying salaries to lecturers.
One significant point in senator Olamilekan’s observation that struck me is that universities generate as much as N15-16b which they spend based on their whims and caprices. It suggests that the vice chancellors of universities and the governing councils may be complicit in the rot in the tertiary education sector.
And he emphasized that the FGN can no longer afford to take responsibility for the wages of university lecturers which is in harmony with my proposition that students should be granted loan to pay their fees.
So,I wonder if the FGN team involved in the process of resolving the labor crises in the education sector took notice of the revelation.
Why must the FGN continue to bear the burden of paying lecturers which is a recurrent expenditure and also provide funding for capital projects in our universities?
Given the above scenario,what role are vice chancellors and governing councils of universities playing in the alleged malfeasance in the higher education sector of our country?
That is one question that deserves an urgent answer.
Clearly,the reality that is staring everybody in the face which the authorities in the higher education space has failed to admit is that funding of university education in Nigeria by the FGN is not feasible.
Even in advanced and industrialized countries like the United States of America ,USA universities are not funded by the federal government directly as we have been doing over here and which has become unsustainable.
While it is correct that in the United States , US , government fund its universities,it does so in creative and imaginative ways.
Which is why there are ten (10) state owned universities in the state of California,USA which is the biggest and richest economy in that country.
They include University of California,UC Los Angeles,UC Berkely, UC San Diego,UC Riverside, UC Santa Barbara,UC Irvin, as well as UC Davis. There are also UC Merced and UC Santa Cruz not forgetting UC San Francisco which is a graduate studies only university.
Most of the funding for the institutions are sourced from students fees just as other sources of funds are from revenue generating activities of the universities-like the town-meets-the-gown business collaborations and the kindness of charitable organizations and individuals by way of endowments of chairs as well as the support of a robust alumni with a large membership of about two (2) million.
Why can we not adopt in Nigeria such a system that has worked very well in the USA ?
The bottomline is that in light of the dwindling revenue generation into the treasury arising from the degenerating capacity of the country’s ability to be productive which is due to the alarming rate of insecurity pervading the country, coupled with a bloated civil service that is inefficient in service delivery, it is a question of time before the leakages would collectively drain the national treasury.
If you add that to the high cost of maintaining a full time legislature,it would be clear why Nigeria is insolvent right now.
Is it not not striking and at the same time damning that the bloated nature of the public service is a crippling malaise that had long ago been identified by ex- chief of staff to president Olusegun Obasanjo and former head of the civil,Mr Steve Oronsaye led commission that recommended the downsizing or rightsizing of the civil service?
Is it not mind boggling that a school that -has over 5,963 members of staff, paid N8.5b annually as salaries,and conducts only one exam annually?
Clearly, it is a symbol of the root cause of the decay in the education sector. And there is likely to be many more such institutions in the public service.
The discovery that a tertiary institution that generates an estimated N410m annually remitted only N30m to Federal government’s consolidated revenue account as noted by senator Abiodun Olujimi during the earlier referenced parley between senate committee on finance and revenue generating agencies is a very disturbing malady afflicting the public service.
My suspicion is that the nearly 6,000 number of employees of that agency that conducts only one examination annually at the cost of over N380m is outrageous and there may also be ghost workers on the pay roll of which FGN sinks N8.5b annually as staff emoluments.
Using the mismanagement of funds in the referenced institution as a barometer or yardstick for gauging the inefficiencies in the public sector,it is likely that other similar institutions in the education sector are also as wasteful because of lack of oversight by the education ministry and the ministry of finance which should ideally engage private accounting firms to audit Ministries,Departments and Agencies,MDAs from time to time for probity and accountability.
Typical of government,the Oronsaye proposal to streamline the public sector had been in abeyance for about a decade and half since it was first proposed,as it had been buried in the so called grave yard of Government White Papers,until the incumbent government recently resurrected it for possible action in light of the futility of hoping that it would be able to generate enough revenue to meet all the unrealistic expectations and demand of MDAs,including the massive funds budgeted for the sustenance of members of the National Assembly,NASS who most men and women of goodwill in Nigeria have long concluded constitute an unnecessary drain pipe on the already distressed treasury of our beleaguered nation.
As part of the popular call for a reduction in the cost of governance owing to huge over head expenditure of FGN,at worst,most Nigerians are yearning for the services of our parliamentarians to be on part time basis,as is the case with members of boards of corporations whose impact in their organizations remain robust despite their not being engaged on full time basis.
At best they are baying for a drastic reduction in the hefty emoluments and perks for the law makers.
In some Nordic countries,for instance ,teachers can earn higher salaries than the legislators.
But Nigerian legislators earn higher salaries than their counterparts in the USA.
Some would even argue that our legislators are the highest paid in the world.
Dear readers,l urge you to not take my words as the godspell truth on the matter of salaries of teachers in Sweden and Denmark which used to compete with that of legislators,but check it out through a simply google search.
Obviously,in the referenced countries, teachers reward was not only in heaven as we believe in Nigeria,but priority is accorded teachers here on earth owing to their critical role in molding the young minds put in their care into champions equipped to take over leadership,hence they are very well remunerated.
Without heeding the call for less profligacy in government via scrapping of ministries, departments and agencies with overlapping functions and drastically reducing the humongous cost of sustaining the unwieldy National Assembly,NASS,it is a matter of time before our country becomes a basket case like Venezuelan suffering from oil curse which the N4 trillion naira petrol subsidy in 2022 budget portends and symbolizes in Nigeria.
It is rather appalling and heart wrenching that the hemorrhaging situation of the treasury of our country is being further worsened by the activities of international crude oil theft syndicates that are literarily draining the oil pipelines of products such that investors in the sector like Tony Elumelu,Chairman of HElRS holding recently raised alarm that perhaps up to 80% of the crude pumped into the pipeline don’t get to the final destination due to the rupturing of the pipelines and siphoning of the products by organized criminal elements in the oil/ gas sector.
Without a doubt,there is need for change of tactics by the leaders of government who as a matter of urgency and in order for our country to survive,must pivot our nation from a consuming to a producing one.
It is an existential reality whose time has come and which Labor Party,LP candidate,Peter Obi has appropriated and converted into his campaign slogan,but which all the presidential aspirants must make the fulcrum of their campaign.
Mr Godwin Emefiele,Central Bank of Nigeria,CBN governor recently revealed that about nine (9) trillion has been invested as intervention funds in various sectors of the economy and over four (4) trillion has been recovered with most of the balance not due for repayment.
There is therefore proof of concept that loans work and interventions in critical sectors by government can be efficacious.
Presumably,the nine (9) trillion naira is exclusive of the multi trillions applied as petrol subsidy in the past seven (7) years.
Is it not rather disappointing that one critically important sector that is yet to receive attention for financial intervention like other critical sectors such as farming and electricity generation and distribution amongst others is the education sector?
Unlike the humongous sum of N4 trillion
pumped into the oil/ gas sector to subsidize petrol pump price in budget 2022 ,with a consequential negative effect on the economy,as it amounts to subsidizing consumption,intervention with funds in the form of student loan in the education sector would amount to subsidizing production which would in the long run be beneficial to the economy and the entire society.
Imagine the number of brilliant Nigerian youths whose parents can not afford to pay for their higher education and as such drop out of the production process!
Does that not amount to leaving a lot value on the table which is not optimal?
A return to student loan regime would automatically bring the indigent book-smart Nigerians, who could have been left behind, back into the production loop.
Indeed it is a malady or even a national tragedy that we have been putting up with as a nation by not adopting students loan policy which a country like the USA has been harnessing to the hilt and with huge beneficial outcomes.
On that note,l would once again like to implore president Muhamadu Buhari to direct the CBN to intervene in the education sector via provision of loans to students.
That would enable students pay the universities fees that are market rate which they can apply in managing the institutions without recourse to government for lecturers salaries etc.
That is because the institutions would have obligations to the lecturers in terms of payment of salaries and emoluments and provision of conducive working environment for them so that the students would get real value for their money and everybody would be happy.
Owing to lack of space and time,I would not indulge readers in the arithmetic of the process of introducing students loans program which relevant authorities can easily seek out and learn from,especially since such a policy had been implemented in the past as detailed in a piece by my good friend and brother, chief Lawson Omokhodion on the back-page of ThisdayNewspaper of September 23, 2022 titled:”Let’s Return Nigerian
Students Loans Board”
In the referenced article,he made a compelling case for the return of student loans policy,the positive values of which he recalled with gusto and nostalgia.
“As we speak,three previous laws are
important in the attempts to provide a
solution. In 1974, the federal military
government of General Yakubu Gowon,
promulgated the Nigerian Students’
Loans Board decree to provide funding
to Nigerian students based on loans
repayable in 20 years after graduation.”
According to Omokhodion who was the
pro Chancellor and chairman of the governing board of Ambrose Alli university, “In decree No. 50 of 1993, the federal
government promulgated another
legislation to establish the Nigerian
Education Bank.And in the year 2004,
the University autonomy bill was passed
which vested in the university governing
councils the rights of employers of
staff of universities. It is now time to
activate the essential elements of the
three legislations and solve these funding
problems once and for all time as most
countries have done”.
Omokhodion,who is obviously, like me enamored by the concept of students loan program,concluded by stating that ”The 1974 legislation is the biggest example of these federal laws because it was actually put into effect and students benefited immensely from the funding relief that resulted from the implementation of the provisions of the law”
Given how the military government under general Yakubu Gowon rose to the occasion in 1974 with a robust response to the yearnings of the public by establishing students loans board,is it not such a paradox and irony that Democratic regimes since 2009 have been deaf and dump to the cry for a change in the style and substance of management of the education sector in alignment with the present financial incapacity of government?
In my earlier referenced article titled: “ASUU Strike:Lessons From Averted Train Workers Strike In USA” published September 2022,l had pleaded with president Buhari to make haste while the sun still shines on the administration by taking the required steps to introduce students loan,before he exits office on May 29,2023.
Hence l was delighted to subsequently read Omokhodion’s detailed narrative about how to rescue the ailing education sector which was once very vibrant by taking readers back to the good old days of student loans in Nigeria while highlighting the benefits.
Of course,the authorities are yet to heed our persistent calls for change in tune with the dynamics of time between the good old days when our country was economically buoyant and now.
Nevertheless,without further ado,l would like to also once again plead with Education minister,Adamu Adamu,minister of state ,Education,Goodluck Nana Opiah, Labour minister Chris Ngige and minister of state,Labour my good friend,Festus keyamo,to give peace a chance,by being more conciliatory and less aggressive with the aggrieved lecturers as they currently appear to be doing.
As a win-win solution to the debilitating feud,they should give the concept of student loan the utmost consideration that it deserves by encouraging mr president, Mohammadu Buhari to direct Godwin Emefiele,CBN governor to plough some intervention funds into the education sector that would be made available to students in our higher institutions.
That in my considered opinion is the simplest and most realistic solution to the perennial ASUU strike and frequent shut down of our shrinking education sector which is on the verge of being eclipsed by darkness with all Nigerians as victims, irrespective of whether the children of the rich and powerful are schooling overseas or the kids of the less privileged are stranded at home.
And it is because willy nilly,our youths not privileged to enjoy education at home would make life in Nigeria look like hell on earth for all of us by taking to criminal activities such as banditry,kidnapping for ransom and ritual killing of fellow humans for money which are vices that would make life unbearable for everybody residing in the country.
So,it is in the enlightened self interest of the authorities to do the needful which is -get our youths back into the classrooms in the higher institutions sooner than later.
Therefore it is doubtless that granting students loans to pay market rate school fees to higher institutions remains the best initiative that can burnish the legacy of the outgoing administration and l urge president Buhari not to leave that value on the table so that he can earn the accolades of Nigerians rather than face the ire of posterity.”
Clearly, our wise counsel which the immediate past administration did not heed,has become an opportunity for a master stroke which has been delivered by president Tinubu by signing the highly desirable bill into law.
Off-course, the new student loan law is not perfect,so it would need further tweaking in the future to address any identified shortcomings.
Nevertheless, it is a necessary first step which the umbrella body of students in the country was so elated about that they hurried off to Aso Rock Villa to show Mr President their gratitude.
It is not clear whether the new students loan law that has renewed hope in indigent university students that they would realize their dreams of chasing the Golden Fleece has elicited similar elation in ASUU circles.
But suffice it to say that the signing of the bill into law marks another epochal moment in the remarkable annals of Nigeria under President Tinubu’s watch which has been quite exhilarating.
Magnus onyibe,an entrepreneur, public policy analyst ,author,democracy advocate,development strategist,alumnus of Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy,Tufts University, Massachusetts,USA and a former commissioner in Delta state government, sent this piece from lagos.
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Yesterday, on my way from the inauguration, I stumbled on just one filling station selling fuel at Fadeyi.
Most filling stations had stopped selling, and the few that were selling had increased their prices, and as usual, it was commotion all of the way.
I walked in and asked for the CSO. Showed him my picture with MC Oluomo, and instantly, he pushed my car and filled my tank begging me to tell MC that it was him the CSO at Fadeyi.
Well, as usual, by this morning, it was now full-scale, category 5 fuel scarcity. It is clear that the marketers are up to their old tricks, but this time, I seem to be a little bit more understanding of their situation
So I would have been selling product at an artificially controlled price with all other cost racing like cheetahs
Inflation at 22%, human capital costs skyrocketing, multiple taxes, security taxes, and all of that, leaving me with the only option of driving volumes to make a profit.
Even that being scuttled by bottlenecks and corruption at the depot and with all the madness of NUPENG and police on the road, supply is at best jittery
I now wake up one morning and see one baba who can barely talk audibly being sworn in as our new slave master and he confirms what I have been hearing – subsidy is gone.
What first hits me is that at what price will fuel be retailed at the depot. If the subsidy is removed, then the cost of product will also ramp up and if I remain patriotic and continue selling at current prices, where will I get the balance to purchase new product at the post subsidy price.
I will immediately call the station and shout to stop selling o. Anybody that sells, I will wound the person.
It’s simple business sense. I joseph Edgar will stop selling and then ramp up my prices Cos I would have been owing banks who will not hear any story amongst others.
Now you will ask me where I stand with this subsidy matter. Away from the filling station owner who has nothing to gain or loose since he only just passes the thing on to consumers. No matter the prices, he will add his own and dispense
So the bigger picture. I SUPPORT wholeheartedly the removal.. this has not allowed the pricing to find its equilibrium in a free demand and supply market.
The horrendous leakage and cost for the Nigerians tax payer on this matter has more than enough been screamed by all and sundry
The decision to take this out has been in the making since Obasanjo when Oshiomole mobilized and kicked against it.
Jonathan tried and didn’t have the liver to go ahead, and Buhari, on the back of a popular acceptance, tried but also failed.
Now Tinubu with a nothing to loose disposition- after all una no kuku like me- has come out blazing and as expected, a massive fuel scarcity has been dumped on him throwing him up in history as the first President with this kind of welcome crisis in his first day in power.
I hear he has come out to say that it would not be in the immediate as he watches the beginning of his legacy as President begining to be sullied by this.
I think he wasn’t strategic in the pronouncement. I think he took the markets for granted in that assertion, I think he shd have calmed down and sent signals and not an outright proclamation just yet.
I support a phased removal and not a knee jerk removal as this. A 30% removal at the first so that prices can respond accordingly and business can have enough time to recalibrate and plan.
Then the government itself will show us responsibility in how it handles the savings, and then another 30% is removed
While doing this, very importantly, you begin to free the markets, gradually pull away from it, and allow more players so that competition can begin to affect prices
Jumping up on the mantle cos you have been sworn in after 30 years of American wonder in pursuit of the ambition doesn’t mean that you can just drop bombs like that.
He shd have talked about blocking leakage in the system. This is very important. Otherwise, the amount we are trying to save from this removal would just be stolen through other means, and Nigerians will be worse for it.
Tinubu misfired here. He saw the popularity of the move but didn’t gauge how the markets would respond and the people
No cure can be acceptable if it brings a worse than before pain, even at the shortest possible initial time.
Maybe that is what the young man with a brown envelope who leaped on the stage was trying to tell Daddy before the overzealous DSS people pushed him off the stage.
Daddy remove the subsidy but let it be gradual and very importantly block the loopholes, reform the civil service, streamline governance and push for robust reforms that will slim down cost of governance and much more importantly lets
not borrow again at least for a bit.
I have said my own.
Duke of Shomolu
Multiple talented and gifted Artists Joseph Olusola Edgar II
Multiple talented and gifted Artists Joseph Olusola Edgar II recently had his debut International Art Exhibition at Savannah Georgia.
Joseph who is the son of Ace Theatre Producer Joseph Edgar, just graduated from the world famous Savannah College of Arts and Design a renowned school for gifted creative.
His works would soon be displayed on the very prominent Arts sharing platform ARTSPLIT
Annonymous Nipples – A trail of choices – August, 2023. Lagos. Director William Benson
Etsu Nupe – Sept 2023. Abuja. Director- Prof Ahmed Yerima
Fajuyi – Oct 2023. Lagos. Ado- Ekiti. October 2023. Director Prof. Ojo Bakare.

Our Duke Has Gone Mad Again. Dec. 2023. Lagos. Director Segun adefila
Sardauna . Lagos. Dec 2023. Director. Prof Ahmed Yerima
King Jaja of Opobo. Lagos. Dec 2023. Director – William benson
Zik . Lagos. April. 2023. Director. Dr. Ikuku
Aremu vs kongi – Lagos. April 2023. Director Makinde Adeniran
Which will you be seeing?
Duke of Shomolu
Inauguration invitee
20 things you need to know about the Annonymous Nipples
Inspired by two books written by Investment Bankers – Annonymous Nipples and Trail by choices
Anonymous Nipples generated over N10m in sales when it first came out
Strikingly beautiful women like Elvina Ibru, Regina Askia, and Buky Campbel contributed essays
Themes like same-sex relations, threesomes, BDSM, and polygamy, amongst other taboo topics, were discussed in the book
The book contained over 100 pics of semi-nude models with their Nipples in full display
Marvelous Dominion was the cover model and would be featured in the play
The play is directed by William Benson, one of the most bankable theatre producers in the country today
For the first time in the history of theatre, audiences will be getting a two-in-one play over a two-day period
Ibi Sofekun master photographer and Nigeria foremost nude photographer will display his works at the venue during the two-day extravaganza
Elvina Ibru is expected to lead the cast in a career-altering move
Abbey, who is a director at the National Theatre, would be building the sets of the two plays. Abbey built the world acclaim Aremu set
For the first time ever, a cartoon character depicting the narrator Sleek Duke has been created.
The character was conceived and brought to image life by legendary cartoonist Albert Ohams. The figure cost over N100, 000 to create
There would be responsible nudity and adult language during the plays
Olisa Adibua is coproducing again. Olisa Co-produced Zik
Wakanowevents are sole ticket vendors and sponsors.
First Bank and Amstel Malt already signed up as sponsors.
Unlike other plays, we will have very limited ticket availability since 20% of tickets have been pre-sold but would be live-streamed globally so people can watch with their partners at home.
Anonymous Nipples – A trail of choices will promote responsible and healthy sexual relations among adults.
… we produced Threesome and this is an 18+ show
Thanks
Duke of Shomolu
Otunba Subomi Balogun – shey that Baba that wears white?
Edgar, my mum has a kidney problem, and I have to rush her to India to save her life. This was what was confronting me that rainy Tuesday morning.

As she spoke, I could see the tears welling up. Her beautiful face contorted in pain and eyes that used to love me now in pain.
She was young. Not up to 26 but with burden that could bury the strongest of men. Her beautiful mum needed a kidney transplant urgently, and the cost was out of her tiny reach.
She had just gotten a new job. I had spoken to my friend to give her a job in her Asset Management firm and hadn’t even earned her first salary.
Prior to these, I didn’t have a job, but she kept me alive with bouts of Indomie and a shoulder to cry on.
Immediately, I got a job at Otunba’s FCMB, I bought her a car to say thank you for her loyalty.
But she didn’t tell me her mum was facing a life-threatening illness, I wouldn’t have bought the car, and now we were faced with her imminent death
I looked at the bill and shook my head. This was huge and she said, ‘ Edgar every where I have been to, they want to sleep with me bf they give me money and even if I want to do that, how many will I sleep with to raise this kind of money?
In tears, she hugged me and said,’ Edgar, let’s allow her to die. Let’s bury her in Ijebu, God who allowed this happen will understand.
I pulled her close to me and said no we owe her a fight.”” I will raise this money even if it’s the last thing I do.
I said, “Where are you from and she said Ijebu. I said there is one big Ijebu man who owns my bank, his name is Otunba Subomi Balogun, let’s go and see him
Shey that Baba that used to wear white? She asked with her beautiful lips. I said yes let’s go don’t worry, he won’t want to sleep with you, he is a very famous strict man and kind and friendly.
That night, I cdnt sleep. I was but a lowly servant in FCMB, working with Gboyega, Otunba’s son at the stockbrokong arm.
What if they sacked me? What if they even kicked me out of the building? Why would I just 2 months on the job now have the effontery to make such an audacious move
By morning, I had told myself that last they would sack me. Shebi I was out of the job for three months. I didn’t die. So whatelse is new
Then I saw the BMW. I had asked for it and gotten it and said Kai will I lose this BMw, fear catch me and I decided to call the young lady and say – Otunba has traveled.””
Then I saw the mother. She had gone for dialysis, and she was weak. Her once beautiful eyes dull, and her resolve to fight diminished. Edgar, please take care of my daughter she said.
Shame catch me. This was me trying to put a BMW on the same pedestal of a life. Not just any life but a life that has produced the most beautiful woman that I had kissed by that time.
I said, ‘ Oya, let’s go see Otunba. Today is Tuesday, and he comes to work on Tuesdays.
I entered the building. It was facing the Marina and emerged on his floor. His very kind hearted Secretary listened to me as I spoke, and she said, ‘ Don’t worry, you will see Otunba.
I was in his favorite pinstriped suit. Otunba was a snazzy dresser. It was his suits and pocket squares that pulled me into investment banking.
I told him as much during the final interview for the job. I used to come from UI to just stand and watch him alight from his luxurious cars and walk like the King of England into the Primrose Towers.
I would follow him and go and read the plaque by the wall… this is a testament of a young man’s… and then I will swear that in this my life, I will be an investment banker and stockbroker.
It was he and Albert that remian my abiding mentors in the profession. He inspired me not only with his suits but with the way he built the franchise from one man to 55,000 shareholders
Otunba will see you now. I looked at the girl and said, “You will look very sad, clean your lipstick, and don’t look at me like you know me o.
We entered, and he was sat at the end of the office. Otunba was a very handsome man with open teeth. His pinstripe suit, although more expensive than my own, sat beautifully on him
Age had done well for him. He still looked regal and charismatic. He looked up and said,’ Are u not the stockbroker who will be doing our local business and I said yes, and he said, ‘How can I help u.
You guys know im a salesman. But this was the pitch of a lifetime to a legendary salesman.
I said, ‘ Sir, this lady is an Ijebu person like u. I am from Akwa Ibom and can not love her more than you. The other day when I was going to see her, I passed your house in Ijebu and their house is three streets away.
He looked at her as I spoke, and I knew I had gotten him, so I continued..
Sir, her mother will die in two months if I don’t get her to India. She has kidney problems and when I met her she was doing dialysis once a week, now she is doing three times a week and this is why I have risked my new job to come straight to you in a last minute ditch to save the Ijebu woman’s life.
He looked at me with pride. I swear he wanted to hug me, but na Otunba o and that time I was not yet Duke.
He said,’ Edgar, I don’t have a problem with helping, but I get a lot of this, and most turn out to be fake.
He turned towards her and asked her a lot of questions in Ijeabu. I was worried. Dont let this go and tell this Baba that I am toasting her, if she do dt one na to go buy coffin and me go end for labor market again
As they spoke, I looked around Otunbas office. This was royalty. Baba knew how to be regal. He was blue blood, and everything in that office screamed it.
Finally, he said Edgar how much is everything and I told him and he said, I will pay. The girl rushed to hug me, I pushed her away before Baba, who is a disciplinarian, would come and see that it’s girlfriend.
Send the details to my PA and leave the rest. He thanked me so much for what I was doing for the Ijebu girl and sent his greetings to the afflicted mother.
Outside, I cdnt believe I had just raised about N15m, and this was like 8 years ago. I screamed and ran towards the Marina to jump into the water. Adrenaline rushing into my head.
The next day, we got receipts. Otunba, true to his words, had paid for everything. I sent him a mail thanking him and praying for a long life.
I met Otunba one more time after that. 15 months later. I had resigned and felt that I owed him to go tell him I was leaving.
I walked into his office again in the same pinstrip suit, and he was wearing his own and said, “My son, is there anything I can say to you to make you change your mind
I looked at him and said NO. I am doing exactly what you did, leaving Icon Merchant Bank and chasing the then Minister of Finance Victor Mazi to Opobo in the midnight to get your banking license.
I am going to build a bigger bank than FCMB, and I have come to you for your blessings.
He started crying. Small tears came out of his eyes as he saw himself in me, and I said Baba don’t cry the next time you see me.” It’s for you to come and open my bank.
I saluted him and turned and walked away staright into EFCC cell o.
Adieu Baba who used to wear white. God is in a very joyous mood cos he would be receiving his anointed son.
I am happy.
God bless you, sir
Thank you
Duke of Shomolu
Joseph Edgar (the self-acclaimed Duke of Shomolu) is not the kind of person you expect a rather conservative pastor like Niran to call a friend. He is a troublemaker with a big mouth whose pen and camera could run at the same speed, if not faster than his thoughts. Without sounding arrogant, I think I calculate better before I utter a word or involve myself in anything. Again, there is the consciousness that as a public figure, self-control is sacrosanct at all times.
On the ground while begging Are Afe Babalola on behalf of Joe yesterday, baba wondered where a refined Executive Chairman of his dear Ekiti State met a friend whose hair appeared uncombed for ages. Baba even told him about the abnormality of a man wearing an earring. My colleagues who saw him when he arrived in my office wondered what could have attracted me to this Loud Whisper loudmouth to their oga. The truth is that while Joe and I do not agree on a lot of things, I cannot hide the fact that I love him. I love his writing, marketing and relating skills. Though I sometimes call him a fake Duke, Joe is not fake in character. This is one Nigerian you don’t need to “go verify” whatever he says. He will fascinate you with stories of his weaknesses in 55 out of 60 minutes of interactions with him as long as you care to give him an audience and endure his restless mannerism.
Joe is never worried about courting troubles and he’s never ashamed to beg for mercy when convinced he’s erred. Recently, he rashly criticised Baba Afe Babalola’s donation of a big sum of money to a European university despite being a friend to one of Baba’s offspring. I told him, why do you chastise a nonagenarian who never held a public office and with no record of theft of our commonwealth of what he does with his money? Why not ask him first why he did what he did with his money before crucifying him?
Joe told me, Niran, I know Baba is a big philanthropist but I do not agree with this donation. We had a hot debate on this in a Zoom meeting until he was summoned by the Commissioner of Police of Ekiti State. When you are big you are big!
He called me and immediately I did a few calls and linking here and there. I also provided assurance of his safety and reasoned along on the need to come to Ekiti State and apologise. Before I knew it, Joe had written about why he could not understand why Niran (sometimes he calls me Niyi) would decide to rescue a troublesome fellow like him. His wife called to thank me even when we had not resolved the issue.
Then he landed yesterday and we went to ABUAD to see Aare Afe Babalola who had responded to Joe’s apology letter assuring him of forgiveness and inviting him to come and see him. We waited for a few minutes as Baba was in a meeting. Thanks to Auntie Bunmi who joined in keeping company with the restless Joseph Edgar as he practised how to prostrate before Baba at the reception.
At 2:50 pm, we were ushered in. Joe saw an elderly chief also waiting to see Baba. Joe asked the elderly man if he was a chief (he was wearing beads on his hands). The man answered in the affirmative. I didn’t know where to run to when Joe asked the elderly man whether he was an ogboni member! Trust me, I didn’t wait to hear the response as the door to the expansive office of Baba flung open. I rushed in, remove my cap and gave Baba full idobale with my face to the ground. Baba asked in a painful voice, “what have I done to you to deserve such a bashing….?”. Thank God for a staff of Baba serving as an interpreter. He quickly told Baba I wasn’t the culprit and pointed to Joe who understood a few Yoruba.
Joe was on the floor with his beard touching the ground. I spoke in Ekiti dialect and pleaded that Baba should tamper justice with mercy. A small child would hardly eat pap without smearing his hands.
Boom! Baba’s voice rang out.
“As I wrote in my letter, I have forgiven you. Can’t you see the way others dressed well? With your scattered dreadlocks and earing on your ears, you had the audacity of blaming me for wanting to help people with no access to formal education. I attended only primary school. My first degree was through correspondence courses. Are you saying it is a crime to want to encourage other Africans to have similar opportunities?”
We wanted to remain on the floor explaining when Baba indicated it was 3 pm and he had to go for his normal daily break. He directed we be taken to lodge at his expense at the ABUAD Inn. We should eat whatever we liked and be taken around the university, hospital, industrial packs, farms etc and come back to see him between 8 and 9 pm and “the court rose”!
What a magnanimity! We had not gone halfway when Joe opened his big mouth to acknowledge he messed up. He told us of how he preferred the Yoruba culture to his Ibibio. He explained how he had no choice but to yield to my suggestion to do a play on Adekunle Fajuyi. We cancelled the hotel accommodation reserved for him in town and ate pounded yam with fresh vegetables at the Inn. I had hardly landed on my hotel bed to take a little rest when I saw a message that Joe had sent to his over 10,000 WhatsApp readers showing the Ekiti Internal Revenue Executive Chairman leading in paying homage to the old and respectable largest taxpayer (aside from the government) in Ekiti land. This was followed by another video clip of how big and luxurious the room he was put in was. He eulogised Baba and thank God he offended the man with a forgiving spirit who rather than curse him has decided to be a blessing. I hope I succeeded in dissuading him not to go and yab other big men in the society expecting to be treated like a celebrated prodigal son.
At exactly 8:30 pm, Baba returned to the office and we were ushered in at 9 pm. Baba answered all Joe’s questions about the state of the nation, his connection with Obj, the judiciary, elections, the future of Nigerians, the constitution etc eloquently. Great enough, the views of Joe and Baba on most of these issues were the same.
As I sensed the time allocated to us was almost up, I revealed Joe’s plan to do a stage play on Adekunle Fajuyi before the end of the year. He immediately told Joe he would be given materials he had on the great man who bequeathed Ekiti with honour by yielding himself to be killed rather than yield his visitor to the cold hands of revengeful soldiers.
At 10 pm, baba gave each of us an envelope. If I had opened it in time, I would have asked Joe to pay tax thereon. I would have to go back to Baba to continue discussions on the IGR of Ekiti State. I encouraged Joe to visit Ikogosi Warm Spring so that we can take a little money from him.
When I saw him in shorts this morning, I told him I had training with my colleagues on how to increase the IGR of Ekiti State and would not be able to follow him to Ikogosi. Like a hungry cat who saw a straying rat, he jumped at it! “Can I speak with them for 5 minutes?” I said yes. After seeing the brilliance of the Ado-Ekiti topography from Oke Ayoba, he took over the mic like a bulldog and charged my colleagues on how we could move the numbers up. I dare not mention what he said we should be generating per month here! Rather than do Fajuyi in Abuja / Lagos, I am happy I was able to convince him to consider using the Civic Centre in Ado-Ekiti. Joe left with his trouble this morning but I am missing him already.
Though he does not agree, I know one day, he would use his marketing mavericks and magnetic relationship expertise to usher men into God’s kingdom. Never judge a man by his look but by the content he carries.
Niran Olatona is the Executive Chairman Ekiti State Internal Revenue Service

